You are a driving instructor that enjoys letting 13 and 15 year old girls kick you in the nut sack until you can’t stand the pain. Do you:

A) Swear the girls to secrecy.
B) Realize your married and ask your wife to do the kicking.
C) Give the girls a license despite their horrible driving skills.
D) Go to the cops and complain that one of the girls is harassing your for sex.

David Aston, 32, decided he would roll with option D. What a dumbass. He gets himself repeatedly kicked in the nuts and then he goes to the cops and ends up busting himself. Did he really think that when the cops went to talk to the girl she was going to conveniently forget about the ball kicking episode?

When the cops searched Aston’s computer they found kiddie porn, there’s a shocker. Kiddie porn and a nut kicking fetish, talk about a double whammy. If wife didn’t already have a divorce lawyer on speed dial I will bet big money that she does now.

Original Story: The Sun