Sure students in Florida think that a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy, bleach can prevent HIV and every week there is a new story about a hot teacher banging a student but that is all small potatoes. There is a new scourge running amok in Florida schools and district officials are looking to put an end to it fast. What is this scourge you ask? Only one of the most feared things in all the land, Wizardry! Fear not, because district officials have already fired the substitute teacher wizard responsible for trying to taint the minds of middle schoolers with his evil spells and shenanigans.
Jim “Gandalf” Piculas was called into the supervisor of substitute teachers office and told he had been accused of Wizardy after he performed a magic trick where he made a toothpick disappear and then reappear. Alright, this is so ridiculous I can’t even keep up my charade of mock horror. I don’t know what is more shocking. That a supposedly educated man would, with a straight face, accuse another man of Wizardry or that this ass clown holds a position of power in a school district and is in some way responsible for educating youth. Palming a toothpick makes you a wizard? If this supervisor of substitute teachers went to see David Copperfield his fucking head would probably explode.
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1 Mr. Wonka // May 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm
you gotta be fucking kidding me…I can do that trick, and the only wizardry I do is with some tofu and a wok…
(seriously, that shit is delicious, I got skills)
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