Zach Schreiber, 21, is in jail after trying to defend his love of Mariah Carey’s music. Schreiber was stopped at an intersection bumping some MC when another car carrying William Greenman, 22, stopped along side him. Apparently Greenman is not a Mariah fan (he’s probably upset about the fact she was recently taken off the market) and started shouting “profanities” at Schreiber to let him know how he felt. The two cars continued to the next intersection where Greenman continued to let Schreiber know how he felt about Mimi.
At this point Schreiber felt that he needed to take the matter of defending Mariah’s honor into his own hands and he winged at beer bottle at Greenman’s melon. Greenman was quick enough to duck but not quick enough to warn the driver, a girl that I am guessing is a Mariah fan, who was hit with the bottle.
Schreiber ended up being charged with “shooting a missile into a vehicle and criminal mischief.”
I feel bad for Schreiber because he was obviously provoked but why the hell was he driving down the street blasting Mariah Carey? If you are a dude, rolling solo and you are blasting MC you are begging for trouble. The only time that is remotely acceptable is if there are two or more girls in the car.
Either way both of these ass clowns are a couple of toolboxes. Greenman was probably upset because Schreiber was blasting Touch My Body and Greenman prefers Mariah’s pre-P. Diddy catalog.
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two or more girls in the car and the car belongs to one of said girls.
“Zach Schreiber” is actually a well known alias for Baba Ganoush.