Teen accused of biting butts at Wal-Mart
They aren’t talking about some kid that went crazy in the meat department. This little 15 year old bastard has been on an ass biting spree at his local Wal-Mart for almost a year. Police have complaints from at least 10 women and expect more to come forward now that the reign of terror is over.
The ass master was in the Wal-Mart, probably gloating over past ass bites and looking for fresh meat, when a victim recognized him walking with relatives and reported it.
The specifically use “relatives” in the story which makes me think it must have been grandparents. Would there be anything worse than your grandma finding out that instead of checking out G.I. Joes like you said you were actually over in the Young Miss section biting asses?
Original Story: Dayton Daily News
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