That’s right folks, get excited for ANOTHER election day! Just like all the others, today’s is the most important of them all. That’s right, the national powerhouses known as Indiana and North Carolina are holding their primaries - 187 delegates are at stake. You may have thought that America’s biggest fan Reverend Wright would have done in Obama by now, or you might have assumed the mathematical impossibility of Hillary winning would have sent her packing. But no, we get more! At least it gives Stewart and Colbert plenty of material. Let’s review the possible outcomes:
Hillary Wins Them Both: They split the delegates close enough to 50/50 to not make a difference due the the Democrats proportional system
Barack Wins Them Both: They split the delegates close enough to 50/50 to not make a difference due the the Democrats proportional system
Barack and Hillary Each Win One: They split the delegates close enough to 50/50 to not make a difference due the the Democrats proportional system
Wow, I am sensing a trend. Maybe someone should step in and tell these people to stop spending $20mm a month. Of course, if that happened we wouldn’t get these awesome videos of Hillary downing a shot of whiskey and double fisting amongst the common folk and Barack playing hoops in my dad’s sweatpants.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Mr. Wonka // May 6, 2008 at 4:03 pm
if Obama wins them both, there is nothing on Earth that can keep Hillary the Politician from stepping aside. she does want a career in politics after this, right?
no way Obama wins Indiana though, so it’s moot. but still, if he’s close enough, and crushes NC, I think she might step aside before the remaining primaries…
2 Mr. Wonka // May 6, 2008 at 5:44 pm
am I the only tastyboozer that’s as into politics as J-Deezy is?
I will put money down that HIllary concedes before next Tuesday, after the shellacking she just got in NC. $10 or a pitcher of any beer you like…
(yes, that’s how you spell shellacking, look it up…)
3 J Diggles // May 6, 2008 at 5:46 pm
i will take that bet. she is tracking to win Indiana by 6 or 7 points….no way she concedes with that kind of MO…
4 Mr. Wonka // May 7, 2008 at 3:11 pm
2 point win, surn. She’s gotta be getting crazy pressure to step aside. Her most recent speech aside, i think she’s out of chances and she knows it. If she has some ace in the hole strategy for obama (illegitimate child?) she would have used it by now. Game over, Hillary.
5 J Diggles // May 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm
she’s staying in son (http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/07/democrats.race/index.html) pay me!
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