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Mother’s Day Must Be Like Christmas For Her

May 13th, 2008 by J Diggles · 2 Comments

In honor of all the mother’s out there (and hopefully they don’t know this site exists), let’s give a shout to 41-year-old Michelle Duggar who is expecting her 18th child in a few months.  Yes, 18th.  The woman has been pregnant for 11 years of her life, with children ranging from 9 months to 20 years.  Holy shit.  Either 1) her husband has super sperm, 2) they really really love sex or 3) there are a lot of milkmen in the area.  After 11 years of pregnancy I just want to know what is holding those chitlens up there.   Actually, scratch that, I do not want to know.

That all being said, the best parts of the story are:

- Please take a guess at the husbands name.  Please.  Think Arkansas, religious, toothless maybe.  Ok, now, what percent of you guessed Jim Bob?  50%?  75% maybe?  Love it.

- And it’s just like good old Jim Bob to pass his name legacy along.  That’s right, all his kids names start with ‘J’.  Some classics include Josiah, Joy-Anna, and Jedidiah.  But the best is of course Jinger.  You may think that’s a Spice Girl, but throw a ‘J’ in there and it’s a whole new name son…

Source: Houston Chronicle

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 skinny mo D // May 13, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    I think there was show about that family on A&E. They have a short bus for the family car

  • 2 Mitch Martin // May 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    Somebody buy Jim Bob a Costco pack of Trojans and give this poor woman a break.

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