The police in North Platte, Nebraska aren’t fucking around when it comes to wedgies. You might be able to get away with wedgies in the big cities but they aren’t going to stand for those kind of shenanigins in their town.

The police spokesman said they are ever vigilant and on the lookout for wedgies here. “You might get away with that in Lincoln or Omaha,” the spokesman said. “But we’re not going to allow wedgies in North Platte.”

Police were called by a boy’s father after the boy returned home and reported to his Dad that a neighbor kid had given him a wedgie. Police responded and reportedly “calmed” the situation without arresting or citing anyone. There must not be a whole shit ton going on in North Platte if police officers are rolling out to wedgie calls. What ever happened to letting boys be boys or even a talk between adults after the incident? This kid is going to get made fun for this all the way through high school.

In case you never made it through middle school the article gave a great explanation of exactly what a wedgie is.

A wedgie is the condition of having one’s underwear or other garmets “wedged” between the buttocks. This can occur, due to tight garments or physical activity, or performed as a prank by another person by yanking the undergarments upward, thus “giving a wedgie.”

Original Story: North Platte Bulletin