You have been drinking beer and playing poker with the boys when all of a sudden you get back itch that just won’t quit. Do you:
A) Ask your poker buddy to scratch it.
B) Start rubbing your back on the nearest available fixed object like a bear in heat.
C) Walk into the other room and use your revolver to scratch it.
Jorge Espinal, 44, chose option C.
“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off.”
No shit the gun went off. They have this piece called a trigger and when depressed it tends to make them do that. When Espinal when back into the room to tell his poker buddies that he had just busted a cap in his own ass they didn’t believe him until they saw the blood running down his back. How do guys playing poker in the other room not hear a fucking gunshot? Did they think that Espinal just went into the other room to light off a few cherry bombs?
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4 GeologyJoe // May 14, 2008 at 5:49 am
A shotgun would have been much easier.
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