Michael Myers was arrested over the weekend for trying to impersonate a police officer. Myers allegedly was trying to convince a woman to get into his Crown Victoria because she was too drunk and he wanted to give her a ride home. A couple of firefighters saw the incident and asked Myers if he was on officer. Myers allegedly responded yes and provided the firefighters with a badge number. The firefighters didn’t believe him and called in the local fuzz. Myers consented to a search of his car and the officers found a silver badge that said “Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation”.
If Myers had gotten the lady into the car what was the game plan? “Excuse me ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice one of your breasts seems larger than the other. Luckily I am an official boob inspector [flashes badge] and I would be happy to check them out for you once we get to your house.”
This dipshit should have skipped the whole cop gig and just posted up at a local bar. He could have kept buying ladies Bud Lights and then tried to flash his badge after 5 or 6 beers. He probably could have found at least one lady that would have flashed him. Even a brief glimpse of boobs is better than getting arrested.
Original Story: courier-journal.com
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