A teacher in Florida (yes, I guess they are still crazy) is arguing that she was wrongly fired by the St. Lucie County School District because of an inappropriate “afterschool” job. It wasn’t just any job though, she was hired as a Bikini-wearing hot chick that walks around the boat on charter fishing expeditions. According to the Company’s website: “Can you think of two things that go together better then beautiful women and fishing?”
I can think of a few things, but do admit that it sounds pretty awesome. Anyway, back to the point. Clearly this probably isn’t the best thing to do for those teaching our youth (Biology of all subjects). But nonetheless, I ask again, where were all these teachers when I was a kid? I swear to god, if you didn’t have glasses and one of those real tight perms, you weren’t a female teacher in my school district. Now there are all these ex scandals and buxom blond bikini teachers running around. I need to pull an Adam Sandler and get back in the classroom.
More ridiculousness from the story:
1) The teachers defense of her bikini girl status was: “You don’t wear jeans or slacks to go fishing”
2) The charter boat Company was called “Smokin’ Em Charters” and was recently kicked out of the marina for violating the city’s family-friendly atmosphere
3) School officials say she was canned for missing more than 30 days of school this year, with two written reprimands for the absences - and didn’t even know about her second job until she complained
Well done Florida, well done.
Source: WorldNetDaily



5 responses so far ↓
1 Bill Brasky // May 5, 2008 at 11:25 am
Mary K. Letourneau live 8 blocks from me gorwing up. That put her about 14 blocks from you Diggles.
2 Bill Brasky // May 5, 2008 at 11:28 am
Wow, apparently my typing lives about 100 blocks away from me.
3 Mitch Martin // May 5, 2008 at 4:21 pm
It’s hard to get caught in a student teacher sex scandal after you lose your teaching job. I guess she will have to settle for a former student on one of the charters.
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5 Dan // May 14, 2008 at 7:14 am
Sounds like she wasn’t fired for the bikini. 30 days in one year? Not including the summer?
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