A few interesting events played out last week in the sports world among the very top athletes. Let’s do a run down.

Roger Clemens is officially a basketcase
We all know that steriods thing was going down, but that is old news and nothing abnormal anymore in baseball. Unfortunately for Clemens , he has so adamantly denied the Mitchell Report and his former trainer that the media has decided to “have their way” with him. First, apparently he was hooking it with Country Singer Mindy McCready when she was 15 (and for the decade that followed). Now, it turns out he was also tagging large and in charge golfer John Daly’s ex-wife. When asked about this Ms. Daly said: “You know what, I’m really uncomfortable talking about this….I know Roger. I consider him a good friend. That’s all I’m comfortable saying.” Can you say GUILTY??? Given that Roger’s wife can probably whoop his ass this is especially surprising.

Marvin Harrison shoots someone
So if you had to pick one and only one person in the entire NFL that would make you say to yourself, “man, I bet that guy would never shoot anybody”, i bet most people would pick Marvin Harrison. Well, pick again folks. According to ESPN, “the alleged victim came into (Marvin’s) bar, Playmakers, around 5 p.m. and engaged in an argument with Harrison, who was at the bar. The victim then left the bar, heading to his car, with Harrison following. Gunfire broke out, the victim was hit in the hand”. Time to trade him to the Cincinnati Bengals….

Ronaldo hangs out with transvestites
While resting his injured knee quietly at home, the AC Milan star decided to contract the services of three transvestites and take them to a motel. Rumor has it he thought they were females, but who am I to judge. The police’s response, “(Ronaldo) just wanted to have fun and meet some other people outside his usual environment, there is no crime at all….he just wanted to have some fun and for the press not to be informed about this”. Yes, I would suspect that he wouldn’t want the press to be informed of his hooker escapades whether or not they were actually men. Hope that knee is feeling better!