1) Post naked pictures of your 16 year old ex-girlfriend on MySpace.
2) Add ridiculous captions to said photos like “Yo, U see how big her hole is! Its from me!”
3) Tell the cops “Fuck that! I am keeping them up.” when they call and ask you to take the pictures down.

Alex Phillips, 17, claims he was “venting” and that “his goal was not to harm the girl“. Yeah right, numb nuts. The photos were originally taken by the girlfriend with her cell phone and then sent to Alex.

First of all I feel that I was cheated out of something during my teenage years. Camera phone or not nobody I knew had chicks giving them naked photos in high school. Now the naked cell phone shot is standard dating practice.

Second. Ladies, I have written it once and I will write it again if you let a guy have control of naked photos of yourself they will end up on the internet. I am not saying don’t take the photos I am just saying that you need to realize this going in.

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