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Ultimate Chick Repeller, Part 3

by Ol Dirty Curty on May 20, 2008

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No aspect of this ink job should ever get you a woman.

“Mom, this is Jason. He works at the Chevron. Yes, that’s a real tattoo. Yes, it’s a used, bloody tampon with wings. Yes, I will marry him.”

Parts 1 and 2 of Ultimate Chick Repeller.

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  • That is just the most hilarious thing I've ever seen! LOL

    Ok, the most hilarious this week at least :D
  • Awkward Summer
    terrible, just terrible.
  • jon
    Who the hell says ink job? That phrase is 10x more dumb than this tattoo.
  • Tattoo artists should go through some sort of ethical training so this doesn't happen.
  • It's shocking that things can still shock me on the inter-webs.
  • OMG! I'm gay and I will marry him with this tattoo. lol
  • AJ
    Mine Is definitely bloodier than that! Come on that should look more realistic..well minus the fact that it has wings.

    I'd really like to know the meaning behind the
    tampon with wings?? I know pads have wings, but tampons too? When did this new invention come about, and why didn't I get a free trial in the mail?? ha
  • Bryan Elliott
    Oh, god. It looks like someone pissed off the artist.
  • Johnny Roach
    that tattoo is pretty awesome and i guarantee it could attract some foxy ladies... they'll think you red wing it.
  • Notaccurate
    Fake.

    Used tampons expand. That's just a regular pre-used tampon with blood on it.
  • John THomas
    Wow, that is insane. What drives someone to such insanity I'll never know.

    JT
    http://www.Fireme.To/udi
  • wired34341
    It means he's earned his "red wings". To earn your "red wings" means that you've had sex with a girl while she's on her period. Gross, eh?
  • Toben
    notice the lack of hair - not just around the tattoo, but on all visible skin. that looks like an arm too. i say that's a woman's arm, not a man's
  • Well Didja?
    Didja get THE ROIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
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