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Ultimate Chick Repeller, Part 3

May 20th, 2008 by Ol Dirty Curty · 14 Comments · 129 Views

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No aspect of this ink job should ever get you a woman.

“Mom, this is Jason. He works at the Chevron. Yes, that’s a real tattoo. Yes, it’s a used, bloody tampon with wings. Yes, I will marry him.”

Parts 1 and 2 of Ultimate Chick Repeller.

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  • 1 Dennis Wakeley // May 20, 2008 at 9:22 am

    That is just the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen! LOL

    Ok, the most hilarious this week at least :D

  • 2 Awkward Summer // May 21, 2008 at 10:46 am

    terrible, just terrible.

  • 3 jon // May 23, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Who the hell says ink job? That phrase is 10x more dumb than this tattoo.

  • 4 Baba Ganoush // Jun 11, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Tattoo artists should go through some sort of ethical training so this doesn’t happen.

  • 5 website design // Jun 11, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    It’s shocking that things can still shock me on the inter-webs.

  • 6 ulitimategayman // Jun 11, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    OMG! I’m gay and I will marry him with this tattoo. lol

  • 7 AJ // Jun 11, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    Mine Is definitely bloodier than that! Come on that should look more realistic..well minus the fact that it has wings.

    I’d really like to know the meaning behind the
    tampon with wings?? I know pads have wings, but tampons too? When did this new invention come about, and why didn’t I get a free trial in the mail?? ha

  • 8 Bryan Elliott // Jun 11, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Oh, god. It looks like someone pissed off the artist.

  • 9 Johnny Roach // Jun 12, 2008 at 12:13 am

    that tattoo is pretty awesome and i guarantee it could attract some foxy ladies… they’ll think you red wing it.

  • 10 Notaccurate // Jun 12, 2008 at 1:05 am

    Fake.

    Used tampons expand. That’s just a regular pre-used tampon with blood on it.

  • 11 John THomas // Jun 12, 2008 at 5:49 am

    Wow, that is insane. What drives someone to such insanity I’ll never know.

    JT
    http://www.Fireme.To/udi

  • 12 wired34341 // Jun 12, 2008 at 7:55 am

    It means he’s earned his “red wings”. To earn your “red wings” means that you’ve had sex with a girl while she’s on her period. Gross, eh?

  • 13 Toben // Jun 12, 2008 at 8:18 am

    notice the lack of hair - not just around the tattoo, but on all visible skin. that looks like an arm too. i say that’s a woman’s arm, not a man’s

  • 14 Well Didja? // Jun 12, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Didja get THE ROIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

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