Are proper ski masks that hard to find? These guys are in Colorado for Christs sake. Off the top of my head I can think of about 20 things I would choose to cover my face in an armed robbery before I settled on ladies thong underwear. Why the fuck would you choose the one piece of clothing that has the least amount of actual cloth in it?
Of course I am just working on the assumption that those are ladies thong underwear. Maybe they were conveniently handy because they are actually male thong underwear and these two like to prance around the house in them. Wait, that can’t be it. Male thongs only come in leopard print, right? At least all the thongs I have ever purchased have been leopard print.






















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Let’s just hope these things are clean and not their mothers.