National Masturbation Day has come and gone and a new champ has been crowned. Actually, to be fair co-champs. Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato flogged their purple headed monsters for 8 hours and 40 minutes. That’s right eight goddamn hours. That four minutes you spend in the shower ain’t got shit on these guys. However these new record holders didn’t do it unassisted. They were using a product called the Tenga Adult Concept orgasim cup. The Tenga isn’t just some keg cup filled with jello, the thing is a top-of-the-line jackoff machine. It’s got nubs, ripples, suction basically everything you want in a good masturbating gadget.
The Tenga isn’t available stateside but I expect some of you enterprising bastards to get a few of these things imported and then get your practice on so that we can bring the championship home next year.

Hit the link for the full Tenga infomercial.
via Gizmodo


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1 Hank // Jun 1, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Wait one fucking minute, I thought this was NATIONAL masturbation day, what the hell is a Japanse cock puller doing busting [pun intended] world records on America’s jack off day?
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