Do you love the taste of bacon? Of course you do, who the fuck doesn’t? Is the two minutes it takes for your Sonicare to run too long to go without the sweet taste of bacon? Now you can improve your oral hygiene while enjoying the delicious taste of fresh crispy bacon. Fuck cinnamon or mint. Those are sissy flavors. Slap down $4.95 and get floss fit for a real man.
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1 Greg // Jun 18, 2008 at 9:30 am
“too” long.
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