Some people say drinking a beer with a natural peach flavor is like looking at a picture of a shirtless Alex Trebek. It’s warm but it’s also uncomfortable. Other people think drinking a “fruity” drink is unmanly. However, smart people know that the Festinal Peche, a summer brew from Dogfish Head Brewery, is actually the best thing you can do on a summer evening besides watching videos of The Price is Right.

Here’s what Dogfish Head has to say:

In our Festinal Peche since the natural peach sugars are eaten by the yeast, the fruit complexity is woven into both the aroma and the taste of the beer so there is no need to doctor it with woodruff or raspberry syrup - open and enjoy!

Here’s what I have to say:

Beer is situational and interactive. The right beer accentuates your mood and often improves your social situation. For example, going to see the Sex And The City is awesome, but add a beer and the whole experience is just fantastic!

Well, summer is here and your situation is that you are sitting in warm weather and you need a beer offset the hotness of your terrible sunburn. You need a beer that tastes good but also says you enjoy the finer things in life like opera or masturbating. The Festinal Peche is the beer for you.

Look, it’s simple, Festinal is a beer and a peach together. It’s soft on the pallet, doesn’t fill you up that fast, and tastes ridiculously good. More specifically, its golden body and slight head looks so good when poured into a perfect pint that you will get an emotional erection (see: Alex Trebek) watching the pouring process. There’s really nothing more to say.