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Chart Says, “Size Does Matter”

June 19th, 2008 by Baba Ganoush · 4 Comments · 13 Views

Yesterday we posted an article about men getting drugs to satisfy women. Well, I found a post from Jezebel that is only going to add fuel to the fire.

The post includes a chart entitled, “The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart.” Although not explicit, we’ll just assume this chart refers to their preference for sex, not just in general or for one act or another (read: blowjob). The chart has five categories: Ideal (Perfect), Very Satisfying, Satisfying, Enjoyable and Not Satisfying. The “Ideal” range is pretty much any pecker between 7″ and 8″ long, with a circumference of 6.25″ to 6.5″. Surprisingly there are some women out there that find a circumference of 7.5″ to be enjoyable. In comparison, the beer bottle at my desk (don’t ask) has a circumference of about 7.5″.

In discussions with Bill Brasky, we came to these conclusions:

1. Women might have a hard time (literally) measuring circumference correctly.
2. Women probably don’t know what circumference means.
3. The average women’s wrist is 7″ in circumference, so…

The best part about this article is the discussion that takes place in the comments section. It’s definitely worth a read.

Original Post: Jezebel

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 gary // Jun 19, 2008 at 9:54 am

    try again the average DAIMETER of a womens wrist in 7 cm (2.8 inches)

  • 2 jersey girl // Jun 19, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    ouch!

  • 3 Unknown // Jun 20, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Are you retarded there, Gary? Measure out 2.8 inches. Then realize than unless you’re measuring a small, emaciated child, your supposition is completely ridiculous. Go die in a fire. Thank you.

  • 4 Jason // Jul 9, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I had to find out what the correct size of the average woman’s wrist. It is true it is 7″. I found it here but buy anything the shit here sucks! LOL! Seriously!
    http://www.zulumoon.com/neck-size.asp

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