Here is the actual headline of the article.
10 best excuses for coming to work late
Here is their list of excuses.
1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
2. Someone stole all my daffodils.
3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn’t drive to work.
5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
6. I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.
7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
10. I didn’t have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.
Really!? I wouldn’t throw a single one of those shitbox excuses at my boss. I don’t think I could say a single one of them with a straight face.
Personally I think Thai food is your best friend when it comes to getting out of work. Whether you are going to call in sick or you just need an excuse for being late once you say “bad Thai food” everyone instantly understands and doesn’t want to hear any more details.
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1 Phil // Jun 10, 2008 at 2:45 am
That list was funny but your “thai food” comment made me “LOL”
fuck yeah
(P.S. im usin that one next time im late)
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