This is how you pick up chicks. I can’t honestly believe there’s someone out there who would do this. I hope Dimitri has got a chance to hear himself on the internet. Maybe he’ll realize he’s earned the dubious honor of Douche Bag of the Week at Tasty Booze.
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Ha ha. What a cnut
Sounds like the typical phones message that the “only normal guy in the city” would make.
How could she refuse him? He said she was ELEGANT! What higher praise could he give her? I bet the mummified corpse of his mother in his basement is going to hear about this.