What do you consider to be a “Douchebag” Party? Under my definition, it’s a party where the majority of the people are attending are not my friends, friends-friends, coworkers or acquaintances, therefore by default people fall into the “Douchebag” category.

For Memorial Day weekend, a group of students at Seattle University were putting together one last hurrah get-together (a.k.a. party) and went with the “Douchebag” theme. According to the Seattle Times, here is the appropriate attire:

Women were to wear Victoria’s Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up — “popped” — collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops.

When the school got word of the party, they quickly consulted their Code of Conduct and decided that this party wasn’t going to fly. This “parody” party was canceled and the kids were just forced to binge drink in their dorm rooms while making bad decisions in regular (read: non-douchebag) clothing.

Don’t worry kids, once you get out of college, there won’t be anyone around you to second guess your themed parties. I know this because we here at TastyBooze just received an Evite to “Guido Night.” And if Seattle U had anything to say about it, this party would have been shut down pronto - bronzer, spiky hair and all!

Original Story: The Chronicle of Higher Education