The folks over at SloshSpot put together a list with images of the 10 Drunk Photos You Don’t Want To Be In. Here’s the list with our quick explaination of what each is:

1. Chief - Involves a Sharpie, penis drawings and inappropriate words on human flesh.
2. The Dirty Dancer - See Usher’s new song, “Love In This Club.”
3. The Usurper - Random dude/chick in the back of all your photos making an ass of himself/herself.
4. The Public Display of Erection - See No. 2 and also, getting kicked out of a strip club.
5. The Toilet Sleeper (pictured) - Passing out on the john, not John.
6. The Pissed Pants - Not going to the bathroom before passing out on the floor/in the bushes.
7. The Crime Scene - Your lifeless passed-out body is covered or outlined with garbage.
8. The Crash and Burn - WUI (Walking Under the Influence), watch out for those curbs, bushes, crack in the sidewalk, your other foot or just about anything else.
9. Beer Goggles - Making bad decisions.
10. The Switch Hitter - Your friend who gets a little too “handsy” after a couple drinks.

For the complete list and all the accompanying hilarious photos, check out the original story here.