Dumb: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat.
Dumber: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat and no brake pedal .
Dumbest: Getting out and pushing on the back of the piece-of-shit car to stop it.
Dumbass of the Week: Getting pinned between said piece-of-shit car and a tree.

God forbid the cherry ride get a dent in the bumper.

A 51 year old woman from Hilton Head Island, SC managed to pulled off this act of genius. Apparently driving a car with a cinder block seat is just standard operating procedure for her. The deputies who arrived at the scene said that the car was completely empty inside except for the cinder block and I am guessing the steering wheel.

Moving past the cinder block, how the fuck do you not notice that the car is missing a brake pedal? Maybe I am overly cautious but the first thing I do when I get into a car is put my foot on the break pedal. I would sort of notice if it was missing.

Original Story: Island Packet