Floridians Are Crazy #20

by Mitch Martin on June 20, 2008

Check out this dipshit that tried to rob a convenience store with a palm-frond. The video shows the guy come in with the branch and shake it at the man behind the counter. The police report says that the genius was demanding $50. The frond was a Spanish bayonet, a palmetto-like plant with extremely sharp points on the leaves. So in all fairness this guy could have put an eye out but at the end of the video he gets chased out of the store by a guy armed with a wooden stool. If you robbery weapon can’t stand up to a wooden stool you might want to rethink your strategy.