I have never understood golf courses. They love to send cute chicks around to sell you beer, but if they catch you watering their foliage after you’ve had 4 or 5 beers they get their panties all in a bunch. As a result booze loving golfers end up in a jam. You can’t pee outside and you sure as hell aren’t trekking all the way back to the clubhouse to piss inside. Well the UroClub is here to save the day. The UroClub looks exactly like a 7-iron but it is hollow and comes with a nice privacy towel. Simply pop the top, attach the towel to your belt, drop your zipper and then get down to business.
The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron
Golf has been around for over 250 years and we are just now inventing this? I sometimes seriously question how the human race has made it this far.
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That thing doesn’t look big enough to stick your dick all the way in before you start peeing. I think if it’s an aiming situation, using the “cover-up towel” is only going to result in me peeing all over my hand or shorts. I’ll stick to pissing on nature, thanks.
Half litre? I’ve had to fill, empty, refill litre bottles…
Point me to the nearest tree or ball washer.