I Want to Fuck This Movie
Now that is the kind of movie review headline that is going to get me off my ass and to the movie theater. I have been interested in Wanted ever since I saw the first preview but I was on the fence as to whether or not I would actually see it in the theater. I think this review pretty much sealed the deal that the money is going to have to be spent. I don’t want to spoil the whole review so here is just a small bit.
What do you get when you combine the sultriest pair of hips and lips in Hollywood, seemingly tethered together only by body art; blood splatters that course with viscous glee; enough cold, hard steel to resurrect Heston; bullets that curve; joyous holes in the head; and a hot, slathering mess of McAvoy? You get Wanted, a movie you want to take behind the middle school and impregnate. With twins.
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1 Uncoached - Monday Madness: The Stripper Fail, The Great Roundup, and The Tormented Telemarketer | // Jun 30, 2008 at 3:32 am
[...] One of the best movie headlines I’ve ever read - [Tastybooze] [...]
2 Movie Review - The Dark Knight // Jul 18, 2008 at 9:31 am
[...] theater? This guy! About a month ago I posted a movie review where the reviewer started off with “I want to fuck this movie”. That is a little intense for me but I would definitely do some weird shit with The Dark [...]
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