I don’t claim to know much in life, but there are two things that I know for certain. One, when hot chicks go out to a club they love to play with gadgets, and two, said hot girls love sending cheesy text messages like “You’re so HOT…got sunscreen?” to strange guys across the bar. These two rules of life are central to a new video advertisement for the Microsoft Surface in the Rio’s i-Bar in Las Vegas.
For those of you who aren’t up on your geek, the Microsoft Surface is a multi-touch table similar to the wall in Minority Report that has been under development for the better part of the last three years. In typical Microsoft fashion the Surface was cutting edge when they hyped it three years ago, but after the long delay to market it doesn’t seem nearly as impressive considering things like the iPhone.
Video: Microsoft Surface at the Rio in Las Vegas
Personally, I think the Surface is begging for a life sized version of RubMyClit, the popular iPhone game loved by our own reader FrankTheTank. I mean what better way is there to impress hot girls in a Vegas club then by showing them the skills that will bring them pleasure later in the evening?
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Maybe we can get them to make a special long-version of the surface for beer pong and flip cup? I really see no other reason for a table.
Hmmm.
1. Do they clean the tables between parties?
2. Can you use it for porn?
3. Do they REALLY clean these things?
4. Bet you can’t set a drink or a tray of nachos on these things.
5. Yeah cause when I go to a bar what I really want to do is dick around with some crappy Microsoft product instead of getting drunk and laid.