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Jelly Wrestling: It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Punched In The Nose

June 20th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 3 Views

The Wyverns, a Magdalene College all-male drinking society (awesome), threw a “Blazers & Bikinis” party on Sunday that involved ladies jelly wrestling (genius) for a $500 prize. The winner of each jelly match was decided by the amount of cheering by the crowd. It was all fun and games until the crowd booed Ms. Witkowski declaring her the loser.

‘She went mad and punched a girl dressed as a butterfly standing at the edge of the crowd. Blood gushed from her nose everywhere. Then she grabbed a bottle of Lambrini and tried to escape. ‘Security wouldn’t let her out of the grounds with alcohol so she punched one guard and headbutted another. ‘They had to restrain her. She was still in her white bikini, all covered in jelly.’

Those poor security guards probably thought this was going to be a plush gig getting to watch a bunch of girls jelly wrestle. I bet they never say a jelly-covered-headbutt attack coming. One student admitted that Ms. Witkowski was probably the better fighter but she wasn’t as attractive as the other fighter which is probably why the crowd decided she lost. It sucks but you have realize going in that jelly wrestling is a tough gig and dudes are probably going to cheer for the hotter chick it doesn’t justify going on a face punching spree.

That’s her in the white bikini below.

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Original Story: Daily Mail

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  • 1 Baba Ganoush // Jun 20, 2008 at 10:22 am

    I can see why she lost…at life…

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