I knew as soon as I saw the MySpace profile belonging to the girl on the left I knew there was no way her name was really Bonita Applebum. A quick Google search revealed that “Bonita Applebum” was the first single off of A Tribe Called Quest’s first album People’s Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm. It looks like Bonita, or whatever her real name is, makes a living do the car modeling thing. On the right is everyone’s favorite bisexual reality star Tila Tequila. Tila is the ultimate MySpace girl but I think we can all agree that she has moved on to the level of celebrity as ridiculous as that is.
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
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These results are obvious backlash for Tila’s hoorendous reality show.
mitch - it’s your week to potentially take the lead and you go with Tila Tequila? wtf?
Brother J has a point… maybe Mitch thought we had a larger bi-sexual, lesbian and idiot fanbase…
@Baba Ganoush, @Brother J
I decided it wasn’t fair for me to keep trotting out ringers like Marisa Miller and Megan Fox. So this week I tried to find a celeb that was similar looking to the MySpace chick and let the fans really decide who was hotter.
I just underestimated the hate our readers have for the idiot Tila.
by the way, bonita applebum (get it, butt shaped like an apple) is one of the most famous early Tribe songs….how are our readers going to take our upcoming lil wayne review seriously if we dont know this!!!