You are a piss drunk twenty-something on an international flight and the stewardess just cut you off the free booze train. Do you:
A) Take it like a man and pass out for the rest of the flight
B) Slap her
C) Convince the guy in front of you to start getting your drinks
D) Try to set the curtains on fire
E) Both B & D
This is Tasty Booze so you know that 25 year old Zoltan Lensky went with option E. After slapping the stewardess Zoltan went to the front of the cabin, pulled out a lighter (nice work TSA) and tried to set the curtains in the flight attendant area on fire. I know this kid was drunk but why in the fuck would you try to set on fire the one thing that is responsible for keeping you alive at 30,000 feet.
A federal air marshal was able to subdue and handcuff Zoltan before he was able to get his camp fire going.
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Shouldn’t option E say B & D???
Choice E should be “E) Both B and D”