1. Chief - Involves a Sharpie, penis drawings and inappropriate words on human flesh. 2. The Dirty Dancer - See Usher’s new song, “Love In This Club.” 3. The Usurper - Random dude/chick in the back of all your photos making an ass of himself/herself. 4. The Public Display of Erection - See No. 2 and also, getting kicked out of a strip club. 5. The Toilet Sleeper (pictured) - Passing out on the john, not John. 6. The Pissed Pants - Not going to the bathroom before passing out on the floor/in the bushes. 7. The Crime Scene - Your lifeless passed-out body is covered or outlined with garbage. 8. The Crash and Burn - WUI (Walking Under the Influence), watch out for those curbs, bushes, crack in the sidewalk, your other foot or just about anything else. 9. Beer Goggles - Making bad decisions. 10. The Switch Hitter - Your friend who gets a little too “handsy” after a couple drinks.
For the complete list and all the accompanying hilarious photos, check out the original story here.
Today in the links a freshman challenges a tractor tire, hot chicks play Wii fit in their underwear, the Businessbib for lazy telecommuters and playmates know how to dress for grocery shopping.
Thought you felt like shit when you woke up Sunday morning? Well thank the drinking gods that you didn’t wake up feeling like shit only to find a stab wound in your chest. A couple of months ago we had a story about a Russian who went home and passed out with a knife in his back but I think a chest wound is a whole other level.
An Aurora man got into a bar fight on Saturday night and was stabbed in the chest. The level of booze coursing through his system was sufficient enough to allow the man to go home after the fight and pass out without realizing he had been stabbed. The hardcore booze hound didn’t walk up until 12:30 p.m. on Sunday at which point he realized he had been stabbed and went to the hospital for treatment.
The article doesn’t say how the guy managed to get home but how did somebody not notice some blood? If you are that fucked up on booze you can’t get stabbed and not bleed. Did people just think the guy was sloppy and had spent the night spilling shit down the front of his shirt?
Okay, you got me, that isn’t a direct quote but in a recent interview Diddy did reveal that he waxes his ball sack to keep the ladies happy.
Diddy admits to waxing his privates and urges all men to keep in shape for their female lovers. ‘I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.’
I don’t know how I feel about the waxing thing. I’ve got no problem setting a beard trimmer on one or two and mowing the lawn down there but hot wax is a different gig. There is some sensitive and loose skin down there and the thought of somebody ripping shit off of it scares me. Ladies I know that a lot of you do it and I applaud you for the effort.
Any readers tried the ball sack wax? Leave a comment and let me know how it went.
This story has some weird timing. I was just thinking about looking for a new personal grooming kit while I was getting ready this morning. Looks like I better search for an at home waxing kit as well on Amazon.
I know Tila Tequila is annoying but I had no idea how annoyed people really were. Bonita here ran away with the contest taking 77% of the vote. Talk about backlash. I mean Bonita is hot but I didn’t think she was going to run away with over 75% of the vote.
Today’s man links provide you the best of cool dudes (Conan and Jon Cusack), women (Heigl and Emma Frain), and cow porn. Never start your day with out the latest in cow porn news. Seriously. Don’t.
A couple months back we provided a method to cool in a beer in 20 seconds. That method was a little expensive and probably wouldn’t work for a larger quantity of beer. But Dumb Little Man has a good “How to” if you’re looking to get a larger batch of brew cold quick.
Luckily a group of guys had an elder to drop some knowledge on them at a party recently, and here’s how he took some beer that was baking in the sun to being chilly in about the time it takes for my roommate to drink a shot:
Here is how he took beer from 80+ degrees to (seemingly) 40 degrees in about 3 minutes.
He took 6 hot beers from my garage and he placed them into a steel pot from the kitchen
He tossed in enough ice cubes to completely cover the beer
He then filled the pot with water
Next, and this is the trick, he tossed in (what must have been) 2 cups of table salt.
He took a large wooden spoon and stirred this thing up to be sure the salt dissolved.
He placed the concoction into the freezer and in 3 minutes we had ice cold beer.
Sure, this method is going to be helpful for people who can’t get beer from the coolers at the super-market, but I have a couple problems with this… You have both ice AND a freezer, why the fuck is your beer getting cooked in the sun in the first place?!?! Sure, the guy makes the excuse of not having enough room in the fridge but obviously the freezer was wide open for your damn steel pot! He’s lucky that old man didn’t give him a beat down with that large wooden spoon. No wonder the site is called “Dumb Little Man.”
I’m all for a good prank on a friend, but slamming on the breaks when your friend is riding on the top of your car is not a good prank. That’s the kind of prank that could see you in prison for a little manslaughter. On a funny note, this guy didn’t get killed, or even fly off the car, but he put a hell of a dent in the roof. That’s what you get, funny man, a roof dent.
Another craptastic Monday at the office. Today in the links we have another cute college girl, Kim Kardashian rocking a bikini, outtakes from a Megan Fox photo shoot and a prank call goes horribly wrong.
A few weeks ago we posted about a Batmobile for sale and now it looks like a genuine KITT is up on the auction block. This 1984 Pontiac TransAm was originally used in the third season of the show before it was converted into the “Super Pursuit Mode” KITT that debuted in the fourth season. I can vaguely remember Michael Knight hitting the pursuit mode button and watching the montage as all the panels swung out. That was probably the coolest thing I had ever seen on TV until I was introduced to Skinemax.
How much is this kick ass piece of TV history going to set you back? Well with 23 hours left in the auction it is sitting at a cool 31K and change. That’s a bargain for an awesome piece of 80’s TV history.
Hit the link to the auction below for the full set of pictures.
This sign is probably a Dad’s dream on Father’s Day. Mother’s Day is all about gifts, love and flowers while Dad’s are usually lucky to just get a pat on the back and an “Atta, boy”. My coworker’s description of his Father’s day summed it up pretty well. He said that his family told him they were going to have a BBQ for Father’s day but he was the one that had to do all the grilling.
I am going to stop by Lowes tonight and pick up materials to make a similar sign and just sub in boyfriend. That should go over with the lady friend pretty well.
I am still not sure if I am sold on this movie but this R rated trailer definitely made me reconsider whether or not I would part with $9.75 to see it in the theater. It’s not as funny as the Step Brother trailer but it has some good laughs. If you are at the office make sure to put your headphones on.
Tough to follow-up a great sports day on fathers day, but we will do our best to make your Monday a little more enjoyable with these man links. And hopefully you can watch some of the 18-hole US Open playoff on your lunch break. Although, it will probably only take 3-4 holes before Tiger mentally dominates Rocco.
1. Chief - Involves a Sharpie, penis drawings and inappropriate words on human flesh.
