Looks like a summer internship at PETA isn’t all the media whoring and celebrity condemning that’s it’s cracked up to be. While PETA wouldn’t dare lay a finger on a delicious cow it appears they could give two fucks about their interns. What kind of back-ass-wards organization condemns KFC for “cruelly” killing chickens but then turns around and makes a pasty ass white kid wear a speedo under cellophane for an hour in the blazing sun? At least the Colonel covers those chickens in a secret blend of 11 delicious herbs and spices. I bet the assholes at PETA didn’t even give this poor bastard a bottle of aloe.
When officers inquired about the well-being of intern Shawn Herbold (bottom) and volunteer Thomas Olsen, a sweat-soaked Herbold replied that she was in pain and feeling nauseated from the heat after being wrapped in cellophane for 30 minutes, and also asked how much longer she needed to stay there. Byrne let her know it wouldn’t be much longer and left her under the hot afternoon sun for 30 minutes more while debating with the officers.
If I was Thomas Olsen there I would walk into the PETA offices tomorrow eating the biggest juiciest goddamn hamburger I could find and I would throw a pound of raw red meat on to every desk in the office.
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I read a book about one of the directors of PETA and how he started as an Intern and his life with the organization. Decent read but they do some crazy shit to get attention. Like this for example.
Jimmy the intern gets his credits all in one afternoon if he promises not to sue.