Look at the big balls on Calvin! Ultimately those big balls are what got Calvin busted.
Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,” said Briscoe, who made the arrest.
That is Calvin Morett, 19, streaking the Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony in a giant dick suit. I think it’s hilarious but there is something a little sad and creepy about going back to your high school the year after you have graduated and running around in a dick suit. Looks like Calvin is laying a solid foundation to be weird guy that hangs out with high school kids and buys them beer when he is 21.





















