Winter is coming and you’ve got 125 scientists stationed on Antartica for the next year, how many condoms do they need?
Answer: 16,500
Yep, almost 17K condoms for just 125 scientists. If you break that down (16,500 / 125) it comes out to about 132 condoms per scientist. However the article doesn’t say the break down of male and female scientists so if it was 50/50 those males would have about 264 condoms each to burn through. This has got to be the one situation where there is absolutely no acceptable excuse for not having a rubber.
I realize it’s dark and there probably isn’t a lot to do during the winter in Antartica but that is a lot of fuckin’. How are they going to get any actual experiments done when they are trying to work through that many jimmy hats?
3 responses so far ↓
1 jim // Jun 11, 2008 at 9:35 am
So that amount works out as only 5 per week per “couple”. Which is surprisingly low.
Sure, many of the scientists might not be shagging each other, but those that do might easily double that number, plus you need some extra in stock just in case they might run out.
2 Baba Ganoush // Jun 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I’m trying to find the link between this and the hole in the o-zone layer… there has to be one!
3 kippy donkers // Jun 11, 2008 at 1:36 pm
People still use condoms?
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