You pissed away all your money in Danish bars which means you don’t have any left to pay for a ferry ride home to your nice warm bed that lies across one of the world’s busiest shipping lanes. What do you do?
I forgot to mention that you are also 78 years young. Well like any boozed up asshole looking to get home on the cheap this Swede got creative. He stole a rowboat and began rowing across the 4 kilometer (2.48 miles) wide shipping channel. Like all drunks at the end of a bender the Swede got tired and decided to pass out in the boat hoping that the current would carry him the rest of the way to Sweden. The Danish Coast Guard ended up picking up the boozehound after it received several reports of an empty dinghy floating in the busy shipping lane.
Drunks never cease to amaze me. I have seen some people do some pretty crazy shit but trying to row across 2.5 miles of water regardless of whether or not it’s a shipping lane is pretty crazy. I am not sure I could row that far stone cold sober let alone blitzed. Maybe I should hop on the rowing machine at the gym tonight and see if I can pull it off.
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