How many points do you get for writing “Fuck Off” on your English exam? If you are in the U.K. apparently you get two points.
“It would be wicked to give it zero, because it does show some very basic skills we are looking for - like conveying some meaning and and some spelling,” examiner Peter Buckroyd told the Times.
Right, because you wouldn’t want to upset the precious snowflake that told you to “Fuck Off”. Mr. Buckroyd went on to say that this star pupil could have possibly scored three points with the answer if he would have added an exclamation point. The answer was written in response to the question, “Describe the room you’re sitting in.”
I do agree that is kind of a bullshit question.
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1 SkinnyF'knD // Jun 30, 2008 at 2:19 pm
During freshman orientation at Wazzu my English placement exam had the following question: Describe how you make toast. My answer was 2 sentences long. Explains why I was placed in 101.
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