“I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the 80s. Too much time in bed rustling around with friends!”
Holy shit, I don’t usually tear up but this just breaks my heart. Poor Hugh Hefner, 82, is having back problems because he has spent two much in bed banging hot chicks. This isn’t a new condition either. Apparently Hugh has been suffering this back pain since the ’80s. What the fuck is going on in this country? How could we let this poor man suffer from lower back pain for the better part of 3 decades? Where is the compassion?
I would have added music to this post but I couldn’t find a violin small enough.
Oh yeah, Hugh, you don’t have to sugar coat it. Drop this “rustling” nonsense and just shoot us straight.
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