First Shaq wins a ring without Kobe. Then Kobe gets embarrassed in the NBA finals. Now Shaq is calling out Kobe in his latest rap. This past Sunday, Shaq was freestyling at an NYC club and decided he had a few thoughts for Kobe.
Thought number 1: “Last week, Kobe couldn’t do it without me”
Thought number 2: “That’s the difference between first and last place. Kobe, how my ass taste?”
Thought number 3: “I’m a horse. Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting a divorce”
Two things to note. One, Kobe proved last week that he is certainly no Michael Jordan. And two, Shaq needs to not rap anymore. Ever. I’m serious. And he did get knocked out in the first round this year, so not sure it’s the best time to be starting the next big rap feud. Clearly Soulja Boy and Ice-T have staked claim on the lamest rap feud of 2008 already anyway.
Source: TMZ
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I’m bustin out my Shaq-Fu CD tonight.
What’s up doc? Can we rock?
If given the choice between Kazaam and Shaq freestyling I would choose Kazaam.
For context, if given the choice between a cockpunch and Kazaam I would choose the cockpunch.