Thought you felt like shit when you woke up Sunday morning? Well thank the drinking gods that you didn’t wake up feeling like shit only to find a stab wound in your chest. A couple of months ago we had a story about a Russian who went home and passed out with a knife in his back but I think a chest wound is a whole other level.
An Aurora man got into a bar fight on Saturday night and was stabbed in the chest. The level of booze coursing through his system was sufficient enough to allow the man to go home after the fight and pass out without realizing he had been stabbed. The hardcore booze hound didn’t walk up until 12:30 p.m. on Sunday at which point he realized he had been stabbed and went to the hospital for treatment.
The article doesn’t say how the guy managed to get home but how did somebody not notice some blood? If you are that fucked up on booze you can’t get stabbed and not bleed. Did people just think the guy was sloppy and had spent the night spilling shit down the front of his shirt?
Original Story: Chicago Tribune
