If you still have $600 of government money burning a hole in your pocket you might want to consider a trip to the great state of Nevada. Gas prices have started to put a pinch on brothel owners some of whom rely on truckers to provide almost 60% of their business. With diesel at almost $5 a gallon truckers apparently aren’t willing to make the drive out to the brothels which has caused a 45% decline in revenue. People have always said the sex industry was “recession proof” but it looks like it isn’t “$5 a gallon proof”.
One brothel in Nevada is offering a swinging deal where they will double your stimulus check. You bring in your $600 of government funds and they will set you up with the $1,200 George Bush package. The George Bush package comes with three girls and a bottle of champagne. I am guessing that it is a BYOV (bring your own Viagra) party. I am not in the market for the services of a brothel but I think we can all agree that that’s a pretty smokin’ deal.
In case you are wondering why all the brothels are located out in the boonies (I know I was) it’s because Nevada state law says that a brothel can only operate in a county with fewer than 400,000 residents. Look at that, you came for the sex story but you still learned something new.
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