Wait….what!? I really don’t see how this is a problem. Less of the bullshit that everyone puts up with and more of the naked time that everyone showed up to see in the first place.

Before you let your dreams of glitter and lucite heels run wild I should mention that these strippers are dudes. That’s right, the boys from The Thunder From Down Under (link possibly NSFW) had their van containing all of their make-up, equipment and costumes stolen while they were in Annapolis, MD last Friday night.

Who the fuck wants a van full of tear-away pants and banana hammocks?

The group is offering a $5k reward for the return of the van. So if you have a buddy that coincidentally just came into a bunch of banana hammocks that “fell off the back of a truck” you might stand to make a little dough.

Original Story: news.com.au