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The Obamas Bump Fists

June 6th, 2008 by Mr. Wonka · 4 Comments · 163 Views

obama 300x244 The Obamas Bump FistsA little while back, we posted a list of rules for fist bumping. Recently, after securing the Democratic nomination, Barack Obama gave a passionate speech, after which he gave his wife a passionate kiss fist bump.

A few alert readers have pointed out that Obama was violating Rule #2 (If you are wearing a suit, you may only fist bump if you are drunk.). However, upon closer examination, I have concluded that this fist bump clearly falls within acceptable parameters for one reason: Michelle Obama initiated the bump!

Obviously, this bump is acceptable because Mrs. Obama is clearly female (Rule #8 states that girls can fist bump anytime they want), and Senator Obama would have been violating Rule #9 if he had refused the bump.

Bump on, Obamas! Bump with pride!

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 I am drunk // Jun 6, 2008 at 10:26 am

    How do we know Barack wasn’t drunk?

  • 2 Mitch Martin // Jun 6, 2008 at 10:33 am

    He sure as shit didn’t have part of his suit wrapped around his head.

  • 3 Baba Ganoush // Jun 6, 2008 at 10:41 am

    I wonder if he pulled her aside later to discuss the rules…the last thing he needs is for McCain to call them out on this…

  • 4 Mac G // Jun 6, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Some rightwing geezer gas bag called the fist pump a terrorist handshake and it means Michelle hates America.

    Sadly, I did not make that up.
    http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=10536

    It must be a lame, souless these haters live.

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