On the left is Michael Scofield the main character in the Fox TV show Prison Break showing off his full upper body tattoo that cleverly hides the blueprint for the prison his brother is housed in.

On the right we have…well I actually don’t know what the fuck we have. It looks like the floor plans of the dream homes I would draw on graph paper when I was in 5th grade. Is it a house or an apartment? If it is a prison that tattoo isn’t exactly incon-fucking-spicuous. What the fuck is that diamond in the middle? Is that some kind of secret escape chute?