I have been sitting on this picture for almost two weeks trying to think of something clever or witty to write about it. After two weeks I am at a complete and utter loss. Why would someone get a tattoo of two vegetables fucking? And why for god’s sake would this person go with corn and broccoli? I guess corn has kind of a general phallic shape but how does this person end up with broccoli? Is it some kind of weird depiction of nicknames?
I do love the motion lines and gigantic sweat drops. Just in case you weren’t sure what these two veggies were doing those details really bring the whole thing home.
If this is the result of some kind of drunken dare then the drunk friend that came up with corn-fucking-broccoli is an evil genius. I wish I could get this person’s email address just so I could ask them for the story behind the tattoo.



3 responses so far ↓
1 Illuminati // Jun 19, 2008 at 9:02 am
That’s a ‘Create a caption’ contest if I’ve ever seen one….
2 Paramount // Jun 19, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I guess ethanol is screwing the world’s food supply.
3 Charlie // Jun 20, 2008 at 10:22 am
Gives new meaning to the term “cornholing.”
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