Once out from the oppressive administration at colleges and universities, those partaking in somewhat organized co-ed sports leagues are forced to come up with their own creative and usually offensive or crude team names. Co-Ed Sports are a past-time for the quarter-lifers and is even called out as #65 of Stuff White People Like. Girls enjoy the opportunity to participate in sports for the semi-competitive atmosphere or their 
boyfriends are making them do it. Guys love the competitiveness no matter how drunk much the other team doesn’t care and it’s also their last hope at getting discovered for the MLB/NFL/NBA/PBA/MLS.
Gone are the simple team names from your adolescence, like “Wildcats,” “Bears,” “[Local Professional Sports Team Name],” and “Yankees.” Balls, poles, bases, bats, runs, and scoring, are turned into euphemisms for male genitalia, male genitalia, female genitalia, male genitalia, fecal matter, and mom jokes. Put a couple of these together and you have yourself a pretty clever team name.
TastyBooze staff members have played in numerous co-ed sports leagues (current team is Wu-Tang themed, Wu-Tang ain’t nothing to fuck wit!) and we’ve come up with our list of favorite team names below.
25 – I Scored With Your Mom (Baseball/Softball)
24 – Freebasers (Baseball/Softball)
23 - Back Dat Pass Up (Football/Soccer)
22 – Multiple Scorgasm (Any Sport)
21 – Triple Penetration (Bowling)
20 – Masterbatters (Baseball/Softball)
19 – Suck My Kick (Kickball/Soccer)
18 – Long Poles and Deep Holes (Golf)
17 – 2 Balls 1 Cup (Golf)
16 – Kick Tease (Kickball/Soccer)
15 - Bowl Job (Bowling)
14 – In One Ear And Out Your Mother (Any Sport)
13 – The Run Guzzlers (Baseball/Softball)
12 – We Got the Runs (Baseball/Softball)
11 – I’d Hit It (Any Sport)
10 – The FOREskins (Golf)
9 – 2 Fingers 1 Thumb (Bowling)
8 – My Dixie Wrecked / My Dixie Normous (Any Sport)
7 – Booze on First (Baseball/Softball)
6 – Premature Shooters (Basketball)
5 – Superman Dat Throw (Anything with throwing involved)
4 – We Like Balls Flying at Our Heads (Anything with balls)
3 – Where My Pitches At? (Baseball/Softball)
2 – Our Lesbians Are Better Than Yours (Any Sport)
1 – Touchdown My Pants (Football)
If you’ve got better ones - funnier, dirtier, more creative - we would love to see them in the comments, since we’re going to need new names for the summer season soon!
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B.O.H.I.C.A. Bend Over Here It Comes Again
For softball: B.T.F.U. Back The Fuck Up
Moose Knuckleballers
My college mascot was a Tiger. We started a student frisbee organization called Tiger Ultimate Frisbee. The team name became T.U.F. Mother Huckers.
I was the captain of “Nice Snatch!” this summer (coed softball). It was even funnier that it was co-ed, I was fondly known as Captain Snatch. I even had jersey’s made - everyone always asked to take pictures.
Also, “My Couch Pulls Out, but I Don’t” is always a winner.
For co-ed, “Here for the gang bang” is the best.
Bowling:
the bowling stones
In broomball my team was the Box Stuffers, you know, because we were ahead…and played heavy defense. Works for broomball, hockey, or soccer really.
Hotdogs and Tacos
lowonbeers
thugs and juggs
H & H = his and hers
SWAT- softball with attitude
Snatch N Balls (co-ed softball)
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