Step 1: Make sex tape.
Step 2: Leak sex tape.
Step 3: Sue TMZ.com for $20 million for publishing sex tape referenced in Step 1.
(Cue ridiculously long evil laugh)
With steps one and two complete Troyer moved on to step three yesterday and filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in downtown L.A. against TMZ and Kevin Blatt for releasing his sex tape that no one actually wants to watch. Ironically Mr. Blatt is also the evil genius that distributed Paris Hilton’s most popular movie “One Night in Paris.” Everyone has to have a dream in life but at what point do you sit back and say “I am going to corner the market on celebrity sex tapes.”
I know that Verne is probably a little upset that The Love Guru bombed but I think he made a rash decision here. I mean how are you going to convince anyone that you deserve $20 million for something that nobody wants to watch in the first place?
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