I came across this douche rocket at the Costco near my office.
Missing front bumper? Check.
Every body panel a different color? Check.
Muffler that sounds like a weed eater? Check.
Ridiculously large aqua colored spoiler? Check.
However, the pièce de résistance was definitely his license plate frame. The camera on my Blackberry Curve couldn’t capture the text (insert FrankTheTank iPhone joke here) but I made sure to write it down.
Yes it is fast and no you can’t drive it
News flash chief. It doesn’t matter how much bullshit you bolt to it nobody wants to drive your shitty early nineties Prelude. At least wait until all of the pieces to the shitty ground effects kit are bolted on and the whole car is one color before you add the douche rocket license plate frame. Even then that doesn’t excuse that ridiculous fucking spoiler.
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aqua colored spoiler adds 100 hp