You might be going to prison if you drive drunk while under the influence cocaine and then proceed to fall asleep behind the wheel and plow into a group of bicyclists while a photographer happens to capture the exact moment of impact and spray the image into the cyber-universe.
“Just 15 minutes in, the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour in Mexico plunged into chaos when a drunk driver from Texas smashed head-on into the group of riders. 30-year-old Brownsville cyclist Alejandro Alvarez was killed in the accident, while ten other riders were seriously injured.”
This is one of the most fucked up pictures I have ever seen and it will generously contribute to the positive image of America on an international scope.
The asshole is not only in prison, but a Mexican ‘no-condom-no-problem’ prison. AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
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“I know you don’t want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.”
–Miles Logan
damn man looks like some bitches got fucked up.