You might be going to prison if you drive drunk while under the influence cocaine and then proceed to fall asleep behind the wheel and plow into a group of bicyclists while a photographer happens to capture the exact moment of impact and spray the image into the cyber-universe.
“Just 15 minutes in, the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour in Mexico plunged into chaos when a drunk driver from Texas smashed head-on into the group of riders. 30-year-old Brownsville cyclist Alejandro Alvarez was killed in the accident, while ten other riders were seriously injured.”
This is one of the most fucked up pictures I have ever seen and it will generously contribute to the positive image of America on an international scope.
The asshole is not only in prison, but a Mexican ‘no-condom-no-problem’ prison. AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
2 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Jun 4, 2008 at 8:44 am
“I know you don’t want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.”
–Miles Logan
2 Thomas // Jun 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm
damn man looks like some bitches got fucked up.
Leave a Comment