You might be going to prison if you drive drunk while under the influence cocaine and then proceed to fall asleep behind the wheel and plow into a group of bicyclists while a photographer happens to capture the exact moment of impact and spray the image into the cyber-universe.

“Just 15 minutes in, the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour in Mexico plunged into chaos when a drunk driver from Texas smashed head-on into the group of riders. 30-year-old Brownsville cyclist Alejandro Alvarez was killed in the accident, while ten other riders were seriously injured.”

This is one of the most fucked up pictures I have ever seen and it will generously contribute to the positive image of America on an international scope.

The asshole is not only in prison, but a Mexican ‘no-condom-no-problem’ prison. AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!