Today in the links Josh Hamilton IS Roy Hobbs, an alarm clock that will guarantee you are never late for work again, Bert and Ernie do some rapping and reasons 11-20 to hate the Yankees.

• Bert and Ernie Rap (Video)
• Josh Hamilton IS Roy Hobbs (Video)
• Cuervo Girl Steamer Steals Chicago Show From May (Pics)
• With a Little Help She Should be the Next Jenna Haze/Taylor Rain (Pics)
• Never be late for work again (Alarm Clock)
• More Failboat Drama (Sports)
• Busty Laura Davis Is Only 25 (Pics)
• Showbiz Pizza Is Putting the Band Back Together (Video)
• Miss USA Falls Again (Video)
• Women have oral sex contest, law hassles them (Story)
• Caption this: John Thompson at summer league game (Sports)
• Reasons 11-20 To Hate The Yankees (Because the first 10 can write themselves) (Sports)
• God I Wish My Subway Experience Was Like This (Video)
• Trash Can Condiment Prank (Video)