You bet your ass that the caption contest is back. We have had some good pictures in the past but this one is a doozy. The contest will be open until next Sunday night at which time the Tasty Booze brain trust will gather and determine a winner. The only requirement is that you give us a valid email address so that we can contact you if you win. Just like last time only one comment counts so make sure you put a little thought into it before you submit your entry. If you leave 5 comments only the first one will be considered for judging. The prize this time around is NCAA Football 2009 for the console of the winner’s choice (XBox 360, Wii, PSP, PS2, PS3).
If you think I look bad you should see that furry red bitch Elmo. He’s going to have a hard time laughing with his jaw wired shut.
39 responses so far ↓
1 Mike // Jul 14, 2008 at 3:38 pm
“I dropped my donut and it rolled over by Rosie Odonnell.. “
2 Mr. Wonka // Jul 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I know I’m ineligible, but here’s mine…
“Yeah, my little baby seatbelt straps work fucking great…”
3 Colin // Jul 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Britney Spears strikes again!
4 Dave // Jul 14, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Baby’s first haircut was obviously a disaster.
5 frank // Jul 14, 2008 at 8:21 pm
one half of the dynamic “two girls, one sippy cup” duo
6 Tony // Jul 14, 2008 at 9:53 pm
If you want to survive preschool, you have to kick someones ass the first day or become someones bitch.
7 Karla // Jul 14, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Little Billy regrets playing the lead role of jesus in his sunday school play.
8 Gary // Jul 15, 2008 at 5:42 am
I know he looks bad now but don’t be alarmed, Rod Stewart always bounces back.
9 Drew // Jul 15, 2008 at 6:34 am
“See Tommy, this is why we don’t let you wear flowered dresses to school.”
10 gibbs12 // Jul 15, 2008 at 6:38 am
I guess Darnell didn’t want me telling everyone on the playground how his ass tastes.
11 Wikipedia // Jul 15, 2008 at 9:05 am
Don’t worry, it’s just ketchup.
12 vinny // Jul 15, 2008 at 10:21 am
I guess the baby is not getting the rent money from Will Ferrel after all.
13 Andrew // Jul 15, 2008 at 10:53 am
BRRAAAIIIIINNNSSS!! BRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!!
14 Beer // Jul 15, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I’m a boy named Sue. What’s your problem?
15 Clifton // Jul 15, 2008 at 8:41 pm
“Mommy, I just do what you do with Dad. I used my face to beat up the his fists.”
P.s always remember that an open palm means true love.
16 SanDiegoMark // Jul 16, 2008 at 12:08 am
I gotta remember to never stand between Ashley and the cookies again.
17 Bob // Jul 16, 2008 at 8:27 am
Today, mommy used me as her tampon.
18 Tim // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:14 am
Baby’s first hair cut…
19 Doob // Jul 16, 2008 at 11:12 am
This is the result of tossing a kid between a Catholic Priest and Michael Jackson for them to fight over…
20 MattyDV // Jul 16, 2008 at 12:48 pm
“of course this is blood……..look at me, I’m a pussy.”
21 Jason Mackay // Jul 16, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Cocaine’s a helluva drug son.
22 Travis R // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm
This is what I get for using the Rampage Jackson Infant transportation system!
23 Dextro // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:34 pm
They said I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Snitches gotta die man.
24 Brian // Jul 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm
When I couldn’t get my iPhone activated the bitch had to die.
25 Bradster // Jul 16, 2008 at 8:01 pm
“I tell you, when I get out of here, the first thing I will do is kill journalists and infidels. I’m still dangerous, you know, even without my devices.”
26 Mike // Jul 16, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I tasted the sidewalk.
27 Judah // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm
“Cocaine’s a hell’ova drug.”
28 Shawn // Jul 16, 2008 at 10:31 pm
This crash test baby-dummy shit just ain’t worth the milk and cookies!
29 Steve // Jul 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Finally, after the bloodiest 4 1/2 hour rampage Dayton Ohio has ever seen, little Joshua Banks was lured back into his car seat.
30 Paco // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:00 pm
No! Stop daddy, I meant to say, “I like Anaslex”.
31 jj // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I was hella too fucked up to be driving bro.
32 Leonidas // Jul 17, 2008 at 7:14 pm
“Spartan training”
- only 14 days and 11 more years to go.
33 Mike Honcho // Jul 17, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Seriously? That’s what you guys have? I read all 32 and only laughed at one - Mr. Wonka’s. Pick up the funny, people.
34 DrunkStepdad // Jul 17, 2008 at 11:54 pm
You oughta see dad
35 Colorado Mike // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
Oh this? I fell down the stairs.
36 huskercub // Jul 18, 2008 at 12:05 pm
My sister may have gotten in the first shot, but it will be weeks before they find her f*cking head!
37 Just Matt // Jul 18, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Little Jane Dixon now has regrets for wanting to be the first girl crash-test baby.
38 adam // Jul 19, 2008 at 10:34 am
” No worries. After all, we are in Florida.”
39 Mitch Martin // Jul 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Thanks for all the entries. I am shutting down the comments and we will post the winner tomorrow.