You bet your ass that the caption contest is back. We have had some good pictures in the past but this one is a doozy. The contest will be open until next Sunday night at which time the Tasty Booze brain trust will gather and determine a winner. The only requirement is that you give us a valid email address so that we can contact you if you win. Just like last time only one comment counts so make sure you put a little thought into it before you submit your entry. If you leave 5 comments only the first one will be considered for judging. The prize this time around is NCAA Football 2009 for the console of the winner’s choice (XBox 360, Wii, PSP, PS2, PS3).
If you think I look bad you should see that furry red bitch Elmo. He’s going to have a hard time laughing with his jaw wired shut.
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“I dropped my donut and it rolled over by Rosie Odonnell.. “
I know I’m ineligible, but here’s mine…
“Yeah, my little baby seatbelt straps work fucking great…”
Britney Spears strikes again!
Baby’s first haircut was obviously a disaster.
one half of the dynamic “two girls, one sippy cup” duo
If you want to survive preschool, you have to kick someones ass the first day or become someones bitch.
Little Billy regrets playing the lead role of jesus in his sunday school play.
I know he looks bad now but don’t be alarmed, Rod Stewart always bounces back.
“See Tommy, this is why we don’t let you wear flowered dresses to school.”
I guess Darnell didn’t want me telling everyone on the playground how his ass tastes.
Don’t worry, it’s just ketchup.
I guess the baby is not getting the rent money from Will Ferrel after all.
BRRAAAIIIIINNNSSS!! BRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!!
I’m a boy named Sue. What’s your problem?
“Mommy, I just do what you do with Dad. I used my face to beat up the his fists.”
P.s always remember that an open palm means true love.
I gotta remember to never stand between Ashley and the cookies again.
Today, mommy used me as her tampon.
Baby’s first hair cut…
This is the result of tossing a kid between a Catholic Priest and Michael Jackson for them to fight over…
“of course this is blood……..look at me, I’m a pussy.”
Cocaine’s a helluva drug son.
This is what I get for using the Rampage Jackson Infant transportation system!
They said I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Snitches gotta die man.
When I couldn’t get my iPhone activated the bitch had to die.
“I tell you, when I get out of here, the first thing I will do is kill journalists and infidels. I’m still dangerous, you know, even without my devices.”
I tasted the sidewalk.
“Cocaine’s a hell’ova drug.”
This crash test baby-dummy shit just ain’t worth the milk and cookies!
Finally, after the bloodiest 4 1/2 hour rampage Dayton Ohio has ever seen, little Joshua Banks was lured back into his car seat.
No! Stop daddy, I meant to say, “I like Anaslex”.
I was hella too fucked up to be driving bro.
“Spartan training”
- only 14 days and 11 more years to go.
Seriously? That’s what you guys have? I read all 32 and only laughed at one - Mr. Wonka’s. Pick up the funny, people.
You oughta see dad
Oh this? I fell down the stairs.
My sister may have gotten in the first shot, but it will be weeks before they find her f*cking head!
Little Jane Dixon now has regrets for wanting to be the first girl crash-test baby.
” No worries. After all, we are in Florida.”
Thanks for all the entries. I am shutting down the comments and we will post the winner tomorrow.
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